TINY FICLET: Where’s the Smut?
AUTHOR: Mint Witch
RATING: I bloody well hope it’s NC-17
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“Oh, Spike! Harder! Oh! Like that, oh, that’s soooo good.”
“Buffy! Fuck, Buffy, yeah, love, wring me cock dry! Oh Christ-”
“…”
“---”
“Spike?”
“What the fuck?”
“Where’d you go?”
“Not just me, love, look down.”
“OH MY GOD! I’ve turned into a Barbie Doll!”
“Well, call me bloody Ken then, eh?”
“Ummmm. I really don’t want to call Giles about this one.”
“I don’t care who you call, pet, I just want me dick back, and right quick, too.”